I Don't Pretend To Be Anything I'm Not...Kitchen Towel

I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.

These kitchen towels are sewn and printed by hand in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up. Washer and dryer safe. They're printed with an Eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch!