Totally Cheesy - Jesus Is Washing You Soap Funny Novelty Gift

Our sinfully hilarious Jesus Is Washing You Soap is a divine gag gift for frequent church-goers, seasonal parishioners, sinners with a sense of humor, parochial school alumni, and naughty nuns. Packaged in a prank box with a colorful design inside and out, it’s a funny joke present with a cheeky omnipresence. Outside the box: Do your sins stink to high heaven? Come clean with Jesus. I’ll be washing you. Removes 99% of sins on contact.*Totally not guaranteed. Save yourself from eternal damnation and ungodly odors! Rinse your sins right down the drain! Will not turn shower water into wine. Please recycle or I’ll tell my dad. Smells like Heaven. Inside the box: Be not afraid… but seriously, if you don’t wash, you’re going to hell. Forgiven for sinnin’. Why are you opening this from the bottom? Yo, let me wash your feet! Blue sky design.